Bansuri Chaddha thinks she has Glossophobia. So does her father, but just that Chaddha ji thinks it means the fear of not being able to find a glass when it is time for him to have his Patiala peg. ‘I need therapy,’ Bansuri declared the other day, with a serious expression that made her look even funnier.‘Oye tujhe glass kyon chahiye? Aur usko dhoondne ke liye physiotherapy karni hai?’ Chaddha ji began. I realised just how random this conversation could become in the next 30 seconds or so. ‘Glossophobia is the fear of public speaking, and by ‘therapy’, she means getting psychological counselling,’ I intervened. "Speaking mein toh yeh aur iski mummy experts hain. 20 saal se toh chup hi nahi huye,’ Chaddha ji took a potshot, and before their next family Mahabharat could officially kick-off, I took Bansuri away from the battleground.