Dearest good looking monkey taking selfies, I must congratulate you on your success. Your yellow teeth have caught the attention of many a male monkey I know. I really liked the angle; very flattering indeed. You must try pouting next time! Take tips from Delhi girls who are famous for their pouty selfies.
For the uninitiated
A phone-happy monkey clicked selfies in Indonesia using wildlife photographer David Slater’s camera who is now locked in a dispute with Wikimedia Commons over copyright issues. A Delhi ­monkey who read about the news sitting behind an ­unsuspecting Hanuman bhakt decided to write an open letter to the monkey.
Illustration: Aditya Dogra