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Review: 10,000 BC

movie-reviews Updated: Mar 08, 2008 17:17 IST
Rashid Irani
Rashid Irani
Hindustan Times
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10,000 BC


Cast :

Steven Strait, Camilla Belle


Direction :

Roland Emmerich


Rating :

**



Exhausting is the word. Mayhem meister Roland Emmerich, who uncaged the no-brainer

Godzilla

and ravaged Manhattan with a tidal wave in

The Day After Tomorrow

, now takes us back to prehistoric times for an effects-afflicted extravaganza.



A curious remix of

Jurassic Park

and

Apocalypto

,

10,000 BC

subjects its characters, as well as the viewer, to ceaseless calamities. The outcome is not only miscalculated but also messy. <b1>



Looking ever so indifferent, a young hunter (Strait) treks through harsh, uncharted terrain to rescue his childhood love (Belle) from a band of warlords.



Displaying macho heroics, the braveheart fends off a stampeding herd of woolly beasties, decimates a battalion of tyrants, besides saving the life of a trapped tiger. An example of the film’s consistently daft dialogue finds the hunter pleading with the colossal carnivore, “If I help you, please don’t kill me.”



Techno-tricks of every conceivable kind are on display. Of course, the story, or whatever there is of it, is not to be taken seriously at all.



Admittedly, some of the landscapes are stunning with wide-open locations in New Zealand standing in for the pre-civilisation era. As for the largely unknown actors, the less bemoaned the better. In fact, without being present visibly, Omar Sharif steals the show with his masterly narration.



This Stone Age shenanigans can be safely skipped.

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