Cast: Ajay Devgan, Suneil Shetty, Riteish Deshmukh, Dia Mirza
Direction: Anubhav Sinha
All right, get this straight – unless you want to waste two hours and more trying to decipher which diamond has been split into three. Why Devgan is looking stern? Why Riteish Deshmukh has regressed into childhood by going all over the place on a skateboard? Why Shamita Shetty and Esha Deol are in itsy-bitsy costumes?
Why Suneil Shetty wears itsier-bitsier expressions? Why there’s talk about Chinese mafia? Why there are Oceans 12 rip-off scenes? Why someone wants to steal the worst painting in the world? Why bombs are being planted around bridges? Why everyone’s having an intensely bad-air day? Why the action keeps switching to cartoon footage? And why..oh forget it.
Tip top tip: Don’t be RASH, don’t waste your CASH. Even an old CASHmera Shah movie would be better.