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Trishul
"Sahi baat ko sahi waqt pe kiya jaye to uska maza
hi kuch aur hai, aur main sahi waqt ka intezaar karta hoon."
"Aur aap, Mr R K Gupta, aap mere najayaz baap hai.
Meri maa ko aap se chahe zillat aur beizzati ke siva kuch
na mila ho, lekin main apni maa, usi Shanti ki taraf se aap
ki saari daulat vapas lauta raha hoon. Aaj aap ke paas aap
ki saari daulat sahi, sab kuch sahi, lekin maine aap se jyaada
garib aaj tak nahin dekha. Good bye, Mr R K Gupta."
"You are right, Mr R K Gupta, yeh contract mujhi
ko milegi. Aur haan, mere banaye hue colony mein agar aapko
ghar chahiye, to taqalluf mat kijiyega, makaan aap ko mil
jayega."
Sharabi
"Moochein ho to Nathulal jaise warna na ho."
"Zindagi ka tambu teen bambuo pe khada hai."
"Do aansoo is aankh se gire, phir do us aankh se.
Phir do is aankh se, do us aankh se. Phir do is aankh se,
do us aankh se. Kitne huye?...Nau lakh ke haar ke liye, barah
lakh ke aansoo? Daddy hote to kehte: Vijay, tumhe business
karna nahi aata?"
Muqaddar Ka Sikander
"Govardhan seth, samundar mein tairne waale kuoon
aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte hain."
"Aur waise hi, main is ko yahan nahi maroonga, warna
log kahenge Sikandar ne apne ilake me usey mara."
Kaalia
"Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahin se
shuru hoti hai."
"Aap ne jail ki deewaron aur zanjeeron ka loha dekha
hai, jailer sahab, Kaalia ki himmat ka faulaad nahi dekha."
"Kallu se Kaalia ka safar shuru."
Shahenshah
"Rishte me to hum tumhare baap lagte hain, naam
hai Shahenshah."
Coolie
"Bachpan se hain sar par Allah ka haath, aur Allah
Rakha hai mere saath, baazu par hai saathsau chhiyaasi ka
billa, bees number ka beedi peeta hoon, kaam karta hoon coolie
ka aur naam hai Iqbal."
"Jiske seene mein dil hi nahin, usse dil ka daura
kya padega?"
Don
"Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin, naamumkin hai."
Laawaris
"Agar apni maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa."
"Apun woh kutte ki dum hai, jo baara baras nalli
ke andar daal ke, nalli tedi hoti, apun sidha nahin hota!"
Chupke Chukpe
"Jis tarah gobhi ka phool, phool hokar nahi hota,
waise hi gainde ka phool bhi phool hokar phool nahi hota"
Namak Halal
"I can talk English, I can walk English, I can laugh
English because English is a very phunny language.
Bhairo becomes Byron because their minds are very narrow."
Shakti
"Narang saab, yeh kaam koi bhi insaan akele kar sakta
tha, basharte ki use bhi meri hi tarah yeh pata hona chahiye
ke woh is duniya mein akela aaya hai aur akela hi jaayega,
isliye agar usey kuch karna hai toh woh bhi akele hi karna
hoga."
Mard
"Jo mard hota hai, usey dard nahi hota."
"Tumhara naam kya hai, Basanti?"
"Ghadi ghadi drama karta hai, saala."
Silsila
"Main aur meri tanhaai -- aksar ye baatein karte hai...."
Kabhi Kabhie
"Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai."
Satte Pe Satta
"Daaru peene se liver kharab ho jaata hai."
Agneepath
"Pura naam, Vijay Dinanath Chauhan, baap ka naam,
Dinanath Chauhan, maa ka naam, Suhasini Chauhan, gaon Mandwa,
umar chhattis saal..."
"Yeh telephone bhi ajeeb cheez hai -- aadmi sochta
kuch hai, bolta kuch hai aur karta kuch hai."
"Pagar badao... pandrasau rupiye me ghar nahin chalta,
saala imaan kya chalega?"
Major Saab
"Don't mess with the army."
Sooryavansham
"Sooryavansh ek aag hai jisme doston ke liye jitni
jyoti hai, dushmanon ke liye utni hi jwala. Bhoon dalo is
kambaqt ko."
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