A relationship is a laboratory for the soul. It tests you. Again and again. It takes a giant flashlight and forces you to look at the stuff you've hidden away.
So, TV anchor, theatre personality, comedian, political satirist, columnist and author, Cyrus Broacha is here to help you: From navigating relationship trouble to helping your love life go the distance, he's got all the dating advice you'll ever need from your first date to something ...
So, if you like a girl, but don't know how to approach her? Or worse. Have fallen in love with somebody else's girl? Funny man Cyrus comes is here to rescue you as he doles out relationship advice in an unconventional way.
For eight months, I’ve been dating a girl I met on ­Facebook. Recently I ­proposed to her, and she ­accepted my proposal. Whenever I ask her to meet, she makes excuses. But, if I schedule the meeting at a private place, she happily comes. Why doesn’t she meet me in public? AK
Brother, what have I told you about Facebook? It’s not a proven scientific source. The other day a person swore he was Abraham Lincoln on Facebook. (Turns out he was, but just not the famous Liberator of America). Facebook, spacebook, I say. Stop taking Facebook relationships seriously. In fact, sound scientific studies say that your friends are the ones who aren’t in touch with you on Facebook. So forget about her excuses and find them in the flesh ... try the real thing.
* I’m a stable 21-year-old girl who doesn’t know how to commit. I love sex, and as long as I’m ­getting that from someone I trust, all’s good. But the sex ends as soon as the guy gets serious or tells me he loves me. What is with this word ‘love’ being thrown around like a Frisbee and hitting an unsuspecting girl in the face? I would really like to be in a proper ­relationship, though. How do I commit to someone?- P
Well P, you have a ­condition which 51% of the world’s population suffers from. Or, in other words, all men! American poet Sylvia Plath would have risen from her grave today and cheered. You like men and you love love-­making, and you lose it if someone falls fully in love with you. That’s fine. What’s improper about your present relationship process is that as long as you are upfront about all this, do you really want this so called ‘proper’ relationship? As for love, you’ll know when it hits you. For now, you have my blessings.