There are good pick-up lines and then there are the bad ones (Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past again?). Creepy ones (So, how many kids do you want?), and cheesy ones (Your dad must be a terrorist, because he made a bomb). There are also witty ones (Hey, didn't we go to different schools together?), and dirty ones (You don't need a bodyguard, you need a 'bootyguard'). And then, there are ones that work and ones that don't.
Not all of us are blessed with the gift of gab or the nerves of steel to hook the interest of an attractive person, right? In fact, most of us don't have such talents, which is why pick-up lines were created.
Here's a list of the worst pick-up lines of all times. Some of these have to be the worst you've ever heard. Just in case you're planning on using any of them, they may not get you the guy/girl but they will make them laugh (a few of these will make them laugh pretty hard). Unless you enjoy being laughed at, consider yourself warned.
So let's get started with number 10.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.
Our verdict:No. Just no. If you say this, first, you'll come off as crass, and second, your IQ will shine through.
9 I'm sorry, were you talking to me? No? Well then, please start.
Our verdict:Not only is this cheesy, but it's kind of pathetic. If this is how you start a conversation, it is better you go home and invest in a relationship with your remote. After that, sleep.
8 If I were a fly, I'd land on you first, because you're the sh*t.
Our verdict:Sounds like something a freshman would say at his/her first college party. This pick-up line doesn't stand a chance in hell.
7 Excuse me, can you give me directions... to your house?
Our verdict:This is stupid. Really stupid. And you'll look stupid saying it. Also, there's this thing called stalking. It gets you a couple of years in jail.
6 Oh, excuse me, I think you dropped something... (after a sec or two, hand her/him a piece of paper with your phone number).
Our verdict:This reeks of desperation, total lack of confidence. And you wonder why she/he doesn't call.