"Nude" underwear and black knee-socks have led a parade of women's fashion disasters at the Australian Open, in a welcome distraction from some humdrum tennis.
Fashion police were alerted when aspiring designer Venus Williams took the court in her Alice in Wonderland creation, a yellow criss-cross number showing large amounts of flesh.The ensemble was completed with a tiny patterned skirt and Venus's famous "nude" shorts, which give the impression she has forgotten to put on knickers.
"The outfit is inspired by Alice in Wonderland. Don't laugh," she said, to guffaws. "It's kind of about a surprise, because when Alice goes down the hole, the rabbit hole, she finds all these things that are so surprising."
Fellow competitors were certainly taken aback, and did not temper their comments about the unusual attire, which one wag said looked like a garden trellis.
"It looks a little uncomfortable," said Russia's Nadia Petrova. "I hope she doesn't have a tan like a chess board afterwards."
However Petrova could hardly talk after appearing in a frilly purple and blue outfit which she frankly admitted was not really her.
"It wasn't my design... it doesn't really flatter my physique," she told the Herald-Sun newspaper. "I think that outfit would look cute on someone like Maria Kirilenko, who's a little bit smaller and has this really petite figure."
Williams also caught the eye in a shimmering blue dress in her opening match, and a black studded number with a barely visible skirt in her brief appearance in the third round, before pulling out injured.
"It's all about the dress because it has a mesh and a satin kind of material," she enthused about the blue dress.
"Of course, it's all sports gear, and it's all about that zipper, too. A lot of the focus of the dress is the zipper. So, of course, always I have fun designing my dresses."
World number one Caroline Wozniacki has looked below-par in a pleated dress over red pants, and French Open champion Francesca Schiavone did herself no favours with one that ties across her chest, topped with a Tarzan headband.