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For whatever reason, there is always some woman who gets talked about behind her back by the girls because she gets dissed to her face by the guys.tabloid Updated: Apr 15, 2006 16:15 IST
Every woman knows at least one other woman she does not want to be. For whatever reason, there is always someone who gets talked about behind her back by the girls because she gets dissed to her face by the guys.
You don't want to be the girl who... is the victim of wardrobe malfunctions. If you cannot go one night without "accidentally" flashing someone, invest in double-sided tape and AA meetings. Between the two, you will learn to keep your clothes on.
Tries anything new to meet a guy
We do not mean visiting a new restaurant or the neighbourhood bar. I mean like kayaking or rugby. It is high time you stopped joining the choir and the physics club to meet a boy.
Flirts with everyone
Some guys are just off limits. Your best friend's husband, for example.
Dates by rules
Always kiss on the first date. Spend the night after three dates. Meet the friends by the fifth date. And so on. Men do not date you because you could be the devil.
Has a Monica-from-Friends-bride-book
The "Insert Groom Here" girl is weird. Probably also the devil. Always laments being single. Even single girls hate the chick who prays aloud every day for "one good man." Here is our theory: your good man is out there. But he could be 85, or married, or gay, or someone who hates you. If you are going to pray, try being more specific.
Is way too specific
Right way to be specific: "Gainfully employed." Wrong way: "Makes $100,000 a year, owns a downtown loft, has season tickets to the opera, is 6-foot-3 and likes aquamarine soap in the shape of seashells." Bakes. Do not make brownies for a man who has not seen you minus your contact lenses, your hair extensions and blue eye shadow. If you do, for goodness sake, do not deliver the baked goods to him when he is with his friends. You will not get the "thank you" you are expecting because he will have to play the bad ass in front of his friends and pretend he does not love your brownies.
Dresses for midnight at 1 p.m
You do not wear wedges to the flag parade, perfume on a camping trip or a sequinned mini to a golf tournament.
Falls in loooove. Really? Again?