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Sunday, Feb 23, 2020
Ashish Shakya

Ashish Shakya

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Dear Indians, On behalf of the Pakistani government, I’d like to reach into my Big Bag O’ Cliches and condemn the recent attack on an Indian BSF convoy in the Udhampur district of northeastern Pakistan Jammu and Kashmir.

articles by Ashish Shakya (48 results)
Aug 09, 2015 13:42
Dear Indians, On behalf of the Pakistani government, I’d like to reach into my Big Bag O’ Cliches and condemn the recent attack on an Indian BSF convoy in the Udhampur district of northeastern Pakistan Jammu and Kashmir. read more
Jul 20, 2015 08:42
Seven Old Monk facts that may or may not be made up read more
Sep 22, 2014 11:59
F.R.I.E.N.D.S is said to be responsible for the rise of everything from a certain haircut to coffee sales to awkward guys using sarcasm as a defence mechanism because clearly, that’s all we do all the time for no reason. read more
Aug 01, 2014 17:51
Struggling to cope with opinions and feelings on Twitter, Facebook and god alone know what else? Ashish Shakya was too, until he realised how silly he was being. read more
Jan 06, 2014 17:59
The one thing that I\'m really looking forward to in 2014 is the rise of the Aam Aadmi Party. Let\'s face it - everyone loves a good underdog story, unless their name is Sheila Dixit. read more
Sep 29, 2013 15:11
Google celebrated its 15th birthday with a piñata doodle on its homepage, thereby overclocking the already melted brains of Candy Crush slaves. Whacking away at the hapless decoration... read more
Sep 15, 2013 02:33
Every once in a while, I feel like getting out of my comfort zone and doing something totally wild, like sleeping with the AC at 22 instead of 24, or going into outer space. read more
Jun 16, 2013 02:27
Thirty years ago, the Internet was invented after American scientists got annoyed at having to lug around hard disks the size of Kurla just so they could watch two pixels worth of Sasha Grey. Ashish Shakya writes. read more
Jun 02, 2013 01:31
I hereby take this opportunity to declare myself an expert on weddings. Ashish Shakya writes. read more
May 19, 2013 01:22
Unless you’ve been living under a rock in some remote medieval outpost like, say, Kolkata, you’re aware of the latest blow inflicted upon the noble character of the T20 by Rajasthan Royals bowler and part-time item number, Sreesanth. Ashish Shakya w... read more
May 12, 2013 10:11
It’s that time of the year when you’re bombarded with headlines like ‘23 Ways To Beat The Heat!’, ‘Sweat: It’s Like Drool, But From Your Armpits!’, and ‘It’s Totally Okay To Sell Your Kids For a Box Of Mangoes!’ In keeping with that theme, I present... read more
Apr 28, 2013 01:45
This week Goa banned drinking on its beaches, which sounds about as blasphemous as banning siestas in Goa, writes Ashish Shakya. read more
Apr 21, 2013 02:46
Like most people, I can honestly say that fitness has always been my number one priority, unless I have to deal with more pressing concerns during the day, such as my job, my sleep, a new book, a new TV show, a new movie... Ashish Shakya writes. read more
Apr 14, 2013 00:42
You can imagine my reaction when a friend told me that he had good seats for Saturday’s Mumbai-Pune T20 match at Wankhede, and invited me to join him. read more
Apr 07, 2013 01:20
If I could buy a nice house anywhere in Bombay, I’d pick Bandra Bandstand,” I often tell myself, before collapsing in a pile of tears, because I’d only be able to afford it if I were reincarnated as Laxmi, writes Ashish shakya. read more