The Brunch round-up: The week and how it made us feel

Who? She’s Calvin Harris’s wife and a radio host. Harris dated Taylor Swift between 2015-2016. Hope recently shared that when her husband’s away, she listens to Swift’s songs. No one’s immune. Joe Jonas’ ex-wife Sophie Turner does it, as does Taylor Lautner’s wife Taylor Dome. Look what you made them do, Taylor!

We learnt, last week, that Lenny Kravitz, 59, wears leather pants when he’s pumping iron at the gym. Of course he does, right? This is the guy who recently got roasted by his own daughter for wearing mostly see-through shirts. He’s rocked scarves as big as blankies, high heels, feather and fur. But leather for workouts? Must get a bit stinky.

Because if you’ve watched Miss Congeniality (2000), especially the pageant Q&A round, you’ll know it’s Miss Rhode Island’s idea of a perfect date. April 25 is “not too hot. Not too cold. All you need is a light jacket”. Actual dating is mostly rubbish anyway. We’ll take this perfect date, even if it’s on a calendar.

We just found out that Nicola Coughlan, bona fide Derry Girl and little Penelope Featherington, is actually 37 years old. She’s played nubile nutcases so convincingly, we thought she was a decade younger. We’re shipping #Polin anyway. IYKYK.