What really went down at Ukraine meet: Trump's jokes, Meloni's eye roll, Merz snubbed, Putin hailed

Trump hosted an unprecedented White House summit with Zelensky and seven European leaders including Macron, Starmer, Merz, Meloni announcing immediate Putin phone call and trilateral meeting plans. Trump revealed "5,000-7,000 people dying weekly" while discussing territorial exchanges, security guarantees, and prisoner releases. The historic gathering featured NATO's Rutte, EU's von der Leyen as Trump declared "peace agreement very attainable." European leaders rushed to DC showing unprecedented unity, with Finland's President citing 800-mile Russian border experience. Trump promised to end his final remaining war after settling six others, calling this "most complex."