Get to know... Zarna Garg

Comic Zarna Garg (@ZarnaGarg) is bopping to Where’s The Party Tonight, trashing her MIL, and avoiding being seen with Birkin bags

Get to know... Zarna Garg

High point in life

Trashing my mother-in-law.

Low point in life

Oh my God, the other day, somebody called me an author.

On my playlist

Bollywood pop mostly, especially Where’s the Party Tonight? from KANK.

One thing I would never buy

A Birkin bag, not after making a video trolling it.

Today I’m craving

A cup of adrak chai, as always.

Last thing I ordered online

Yoga socks. I don’t actually do yoga, but I like the socks.

Advice I’d give my 18-year-old self

Take the medical school entrance exam and do something real.

My favourite subject in school

Sadly, English.

I’d swipe right on

A hot dumb guy. I am tired of the brainiacs.

My secret skill is

Playing poker.

A superpower/magic tool I wish I had

Patience.

My favourite Sunday memory

I was obsessed with reading Indian newspapers.

My plans for next Sunday

A big brunch.

My most star-struck moment

At the launch of my Hulu premiere, I met America’s top-rated radio personality Ira Glass.

My favourite bad habit

I like to yell at everybody. I think everybody is living their life wrong.

If I could travel back or forward in time, I’d…

Jump to the future, because I fully expect that in a few years I’d be living with a billionaire with heart disease.

The best thing about fame

We’ll find out when I’m famous.

The worst thing about fame

Nothing. Let’s have it.