The Idiots subtext guide to understanding India's Cricket

The perils of the Indian Cricket Team in Australia remind one of a Shoal of Fish rhythmically being ripped apart by a very hungry 800 Pound Great White Shark. Why? The Fake Jhunjhunwala explains...

The perils of the Indian Cricket Team in Australia remind me of a Shoal of Fish rhythmically being ripped apart by a very hungry 800 Pound Great White Shark. I have seen this on the Discovery Channel and since the introduction of HD, I have seen this butchery in HD as well and let me tell you that high definition butchery is way worse than standard definition butchery be it the fish or the cricket team. By the way this post is not about HD, SD, 3D or even D section, Second Standard of Lokmanush Bhaskar Primary School located in Colaba.

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This post is about what people are saying and what they are really saying when it comes to dealing with the 4-0 mauling in England and the thus far 3-0 thrashing in Australia. What we have is a

STANDARD RESPONSE

to the loss but only if you read the underlying

SUBTEXT

do you get the real picture. For example:

Team Member Response:

The Fake Jhunjhunwala is the parody writer of the popular blog 'The Secret Journal Of Rakesh Jhunjhunwala'. He likes counting money. He is a big fan of Samosas, Ice Cream, Pav Bhaji, Pizza, Garlic Bread and Beer.

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