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Hugh Jackman (The Wolverine) v/s Henry Cavill (Man of Steel): The ultimate showdown

They’re perfect in every which way (that’s mortally possible). Here’s help on how to chose between these fine men!

brunch Updated: Jul 27, 2013 17:39 IST
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They’re perfect in every which way (that’s mortally possible). Here’s help on how to chose between these fine men!

The Face
Wolverine: A face that could launch a thousand ships (and drop a thousand panties). Eyes that glimmer, that naughty twinkle and let’s not forget that smile.
Superman: Chiselled masculine perfection that somehow seems to have a certain boyish innocence to it. Eyes one can drown in and a smile that can make a girl melt.
Verdict: Tie - They’re both the dictionary definition of the word ‘handsome’.

The Sign
Wolverine: Libra – The charmer of the zodiac - beauty, grace and charm.
Superman: Taurus - Heard the phrase ‘hung like a bull’? Venus’ blessed them plenty.
Verdict: Tie - Even though I’m Capricorn, which makes me perfect for Henry; my moon sign is Aquarius with a Libra Rising – making me perfect for Hugh.

The Body
Wolverine: The man has a body sculpted like a Michelangelo!
Superman: He’s always been the sexy athletic type, he’s Superman!
Verdict: Tie - They both look great in a suit and out of one

The Talent
Wolverine: Versatile actor, sings and dances too.
Superman: Henry can act. And looking good is a talent.
Verdict: Hugh – Any man who can dance, sing and look good, while being a superhero, is surely my kind!


Boyfriend/Husband Material
Wolverine: Hugh’s been happily married to Deborra-Lee Furness since forever.
Superman: He just split with Ellen Whitaker, and is now dating Kaley Cuoco.
Verdict: Tie – They both have terrible taste in women.

To quote Madame Cavalieri from the movie Amadeus, “Looks don’t concern me, maestro. Only talent interests a woman of taste.”

From HT Brunch, July 28

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First Published: Jul 26, 2013 15:55 IST