The Firangi Tadka awards: the whiny, the forever lost, the weird
Mercifully, these don't go on and on like the desi ones. But they aren't without their share of absurdities - from the most convoluted plot (Lost) to January Jones (Mad Men) for being a selfish cry baby. Check them out.brunch Updated: Apr 12, 2014 20:23 IST
So how could we leave out international shows when it came to our TV awards? (We're equal-opportunity shooters, you see!) So here's our new category - the Firangi Tadka Awards! And here's our pick -- from Benedict Cumberbatch in Sherlock to Betty Draper in Mad Men. Feel free to add to the list!
Mummy Ke Superstars Award
Daenerys' three dragons from Game of Thrones, HBO
They respond only to mummy's call. They spread terror everywhere they fly, and spew enough fire from their mouths to flambé all the crème brûlée in Westeros. Give a big hand to the only three living dragons in the world. Give them a hand even if you don't want to, because it takes only one word from mummy - Dracarys! - for them to reduce you to crispy fried chicken.
Knitting Needles Award
For most convoluted plot, Lost, Zee Café
Plane crash, mysterious island, smoke monster, back stories, love stories, alternative realities, time travel, ghosts, strange numbers, Korean dialogue, people called Others, and lots and lots of dirty clothes have resulted in what? A yarn no one could keep up with, let alone unravel, and an anti-climax for an ending. Thanks, JJ Abrams, for keeping us invested through so many seasons only to crash our expectations into the sea.
Shaadi, Aur Tumse? Award
Robin Wright and Kevin Spacey (Frank and Claire Underwood/House Of Cards), Zee Café
Sharpest Object On Screen Award
The cheekbones of Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock, AXNHolmes is sharp, but by God, his cheekbones are sharper. Look how they dominate the screen in close-ups when the great detective gets thinking. See the hundreds of Tumblrs dedicated to them. Look up the word Zygoma, which he's single-handedly made popular. Those cheekbones are a high point of TV, and everything below them is quite lovely too.
Dustpan And Mop Award
All the vampires who died the true death on True Blood, Zee Cafe
The truth is quite far out there. You're hired by the FBI to investigate mysterious phenomenon. You've seen enough of this phenomenon yourself. Are you telling us you're still a stoic sceptic, lips pursed in constant constipation about paranormal activity? Lighten up. If you think there's a reason for everything, find a reason to smile!
The awards were given by Veenu Singh, Tavishi Paitandy Rastogi, Parul Khanna, Shreya Sethuraman and Abhilasha Gupta.
From HT Brunch, April 13
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