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The perils of a family WhatsApp group

Hindustan Times | By
Oct 28, 2018 12:53 AM IST

Where long-lost relatives are forced into camaraderie in the most artificial of environments

My mother is turning 80. My brother and I are planning a grand celebration. We plan to invite all our relatives for a weekend of revelry — which, for a South Indian family of my mother’s generation generally means a vegetarian lunch, no alcohol, and sonorous Sanskrit chanting by countless priests.

The columnist’s mother never wants her offspring to spend more than “a decent amount” on her b’day celebration. This amount is Rs300!(Photo Imaging by Parth Garg)
The columnist’s mother never wants her offspring to spend more than “a decent amount” on her b’day celebration. This amount is Rs300!(Photo Imaging by Parth Garg)
Some “enthu cutlet” forms a WhatsApp Group with a name like IIMA and drags everyone into it...

My cousin, Subbu, had eloped with a Russian to New Zealand over three decades ago. Everyone in our ancestral village in Kerala was aghast and could not forgive Subbu for marrying a twice-divorced meat-eating Russian Jew and therefore Subbu had not forgiven the family for not forgiving him. A cold war ensued all through subsequent weddings of younger cousins. It took a death to bring the family together. When his mother died, Subbu came home to do her last rites. Upon seeing the once dashing young man look like death with his beer belly and bald pate, all the elders sobbed like babies. Everyone hugged each other and all was well. Subbu went back to Auckland and promptly issued an invitation to everyone over 60 to visit him. So they did.

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    Shoba Narayan is Bangalore-based award-winning author. She is also a freelance contributor who writes about art, food, fashion and travel for a number of publications.

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