Another comic, Mark Manne, has composed to add to the growing number of songs slamming the socialite Paris Hilton.
According to pagesix.com, Manne wrote a song called, "Everything that is wrong with America today a.k.a. the Paris Hilton Song" and he performed the song at the Laugh Factory recently.
Some of the lyrics are: "Paris, I want to hit you in the face with a bat because you pampered your dog, then got rid of her when she got fat."
Paris Hilton, why did they name you after that city? 'Cause Scranton Hilton has got a nice ring, a nice ring to me. Paris, do you sleep on a big pile of cash? You must have paid the studio some money to put you in the 'House of Wax' Cause you got no talent, you can't act, and you can't sing.
"You are not that pretty, you are not that hot, you are not even interesting. You are so mean, all bathed in green, a sex machine, until your cell phone rings, until your cellphone rings.
"Paris Hilton, why do I even know your name? Is it the short skirts? No! 'The Simple Life'? No! It is cause you'll have sex with anything. You are so mean, all bathed in green, an amateur porno queen. Go away, just go away from here, go away."
{{/usCountry}}"Paris Hilton, why do I even know your name? Is it the short skirts? No! 'The Simple Life'? No! It is cause you'll have sex with anything. You are so mean, all bathed in green, an amateur porno queen. Go away, just go away from here, go away."
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