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A woman was found guilty in traffic court and when asked for her occupation she said she was a schoolteacher.

A woman was found guilty in traffic court and when asked for her occupation she said she was a schoolteacher.

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The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court." He smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not run a red light' five hundred times."