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A boy approached his father, who was resting, with a sad look on his face. "Do you know how to write in the dark?" he asked.

A boy approached his father, who was resting, with a sad look on his face. "Do you know how to write in the dark?" he asked.

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The father looked over at the boy and said, "Yes, child."

The boy replied, "Good, will you sign my report card?"

One day Mother sent my little brother to the post office to mail a letter. A few minutes later he came back with a suspicious smile on his face.

"What happened?" my mother asked.

"I just fooled the people at the post office. When no one was looking, I dropped the letter into the box without buying any stamps."