Laugh Riot

A lawyer was just waking up from anaesthesia after surgery and his wife was sitting by his side.

A lawyer was just waking up from anaesthesia after surgery and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful” and then he fell asleep again. The wife was thrilled as he had never said this before.
A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re cute.” Well, the wife was disappointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.” She said “What happened to beautiful?” His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”

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