Two elderly ladies were rocking on the porch enjoying conversation.

"What do you consider to be your worst vice?" asked the first.
"I don't like to admit it," answered the second, "but my worst vice is vanity. Sometimes I sit in front of the mirror and just admire my face."
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"I wouldn't worry about it," answered the first. "That's not vanity. That's imagination."
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