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Jennifer had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went.

Jennifer had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went. “Pretty good I think,” replied Jennifer, “but if I go to work there I won’t get a vacation until I’m married.” Her mother, of course, had never heard of such a thing. “Is that what they told you?” “No,” replied Jennifer, “but right on the application it said ‘vacation time may not be taken until you’ve had your First
Anniversary.’”

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A man went to apply for a job. After reading his application, the employer said, “We have an opening for people like you.”
“Oh, great,” he said, “What is it?” “It’s called the door!”