Laugh riot

Mike visits his aunt but finds her taking a nap, so he just sits down next to her and munches on some peanuts in a bowl.

Mike visits his aunt but finds her taking a nap, so he just sits down next to her and munches on some peanuts in a bowl. Later, when she wakes up, and her nephew realises he’s finished the entire bowl, he says “I’m so sorry, I’ve eaten all the peanuts!.” The aunt replied. “After I’ve finished the chocolate off them, I don’t care for them anyway.”
Bill and Tom went out for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself. Angry at bill Tom said “When are you going to learn to be polite?”
Bill: Given a chance, which one would you pick?”
Tom: “The smaller piece, of course.”
Bill: “Why are you cribbing now? That’s what you have got.

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