Oh! Not again

Here’s all that we don’t want to hear and see... ever again.

2010 has begun on a high note. As they renew their resolutions for the New Year, let’s hope our P3Ps also do away with all the fake air-kissing, plastered smiles, unwanted PDA and strip teases at public events. Here’s all that we don’t want to hear and see... ever again

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* “Oh my marshmallow!” Enough! Don’t you guys meet every second day. Stop falling over each other. Please stop faking it.

* Keep it private man! Why do you have to lick his/her face? Let’s keep the libido in check guys, or get a room!! You’re here to party, so do that and have a good time.

* Don’t always blame the men! It’s understandable that you want to look hot, babes, but why leave all the eyeballs burning with a way too short and revealing outfit.

A strip club would be a better choice for you then, what say?

* What a drunken lot! Folks, keep a check on your pegs. Don’t go for those Patiala pegs and leave others to deal with your outrageous behaviour. It’s so not acceptable.

* Food wastage! Too much is always bad. Think of those street kids once in a while.

* Be puntual! You are not an Obama to keep the world waiting. Be on time.