The dialogue

Oof! No, I was saying that My Name is Khan had its world premiere last night in Abu Dhabi. Did you watch it on Facebook?

Yes, you Khan!

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My Name is Khan...

No, it’s not. The last time we met your name was...

Oof! No, I was saying that My Name is Khan had its world premiere last night in Abu Dhabi. Did you watch it on Facebook?

You just said Abu Dhabi. Why should I then have gone on Facebook?

Because the premiere ceremony was streamed live on Facebook. Don’t you read the papers? Are you slow or something?!

I suffer from Asperger syndrome.

Hey! That’s the ailment that Shah Rukh Khan in My Name is Khan has! That’s so cool.

Hey, you have progeria and Amitabh Bachchan played a character with your ailment in Paa. So don’t worry. What’s My Name is Khan about?

It’s about a Mumbai boy moving to the US where he falls in love with a girl whom he marries. Trouble starts after 9/11 when, as a Muslim businessman, Rizwan goes kaput and his marriage falls apart. To win her back, our hero travels across America.

Do say: If Johnny Lever played the hero, would the film have been My Name is Lever.

Don’t say: His name is Bal.