Did you know that Cyrus Broacha wrote the first 40 pages of his latest book, The Average Indian Male, in the nude? Hear more hair-raising secrets, straight from the author.

1] This book was written in 25 minutes.
2] I received most of the guidance for writing this book from my
kids, Mikhail and Maya.
3] The first 40 pages of this book have been written in the nude.
4] On certain pages of this book, you might find dog hair.
5] Only people with medical degrees will understand the book.
6] No flora or fauna was harmed while writing this book.
7] This book has no sexual imagery involving consenting adults.
8] Aerodynamically, it is a very good book.
9] The Pashto version of this book is doing very well in Afghanistan.
10] Barack Obama has been gifted a signed copy by the author and he is
still to hear from him.