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Seven entrepreneurial cliches we wish were banished

Spare us your love for Uber and Elon Musk, and banish these seven entrepreneurial clichés already.

Published on: Jul 25, 2016 08:26 PM IST
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When India’s startup crowd – the brogrammers and wantrepreneurs – talk about their pet projects (they don’t have business cards, grandma!), they all sound smugly the same. But spare us your love for Uber and Elon Musk, and banish these seven entrepreneurial clichés already:

(Photo: Shutterstock)
(Photo: Shutterstock)

1. The origin: Someone quit the rat race. Someone else believed they’re more than a cog in the wheel. And no one’s parents understand what they really do.

2. The office: No money for commercial rent. So work out of a friend’s couch, a local Starbucks or a cool co-working space.

3. The lingo: Employees are change agents, glorified treasurers are CFOs and everyone’s a growth hacker – because, duh, growth is in their startup DNA.

4. The local connect: They’re aimed at India’s young economy, they have stats about smartphone penetration among SEC A-1, and they warn that the tech bubble is going to burst.

5. The product: Have you seen their animated video? Or their killer app? Or the new strategy to conquer world hunger? How about that latest food truck on your block?

7. Their motto: “If it doesn’t work out, we’ll just pivot.”

From HT Brunch, July 24, 2016

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Rachel Lopez

Rachel Lopez is a a writer and editor with the Hindustan Times. She has worked with the Times Group, Time Out and Vogue and has a special interest in city history, culture, etymology and internet and society.

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