Tinder for dogs

In an age where love is literally on your fingertips, why not go mate hunting for your pet on a dating app!

Is there a Tinder for dogs? Ms. Rose and I are looking for one. Ms. Rose is my daughter’s piano teacher, an unmarried Anglo-Indian who wears lacy white frocks.  She calls everyone “child,” with a clench of teeth, and raps the knuckles of any errant who plays Bach like it were Bharatanatyam, as she calls it.

Can a dating app help find a “good mate” for a handsome dog, not a “half-breed”?(Shutterstock)

When I explain what Tinder is, Ms Rose (68) is horrified. Something as sacred as love is decided just by swiping right or left, she asks