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Jackie oh-oh
Hellooo my doves, what goes on in your dils and vils today? Here it’s absolute madness. Vaziran bua and Madhu my Mottu Maid have flipped their wigs. They’ve gone to live in slums hoping that they’ll somehow win Golden Globes some day. Poor dings, both are nuts.. they’re searching the city for air-conditioned hutments.. and I’m told they have even found two roomy ones. Good for them.
Meanwhile, let me tell you that a certain Jacqueline Fernandes, former Miss Sri Lanka and now Miss Aladdin, can afford to be pretty hoity toity. Kyon kyon? Because she has the richest boyfriend any girl could dream of (siiigh, Vyjjy had better polish up his act).
He’s a sheikh from Bahrain.. from one of the richest families in the world. Wowwww.
No wonder Vivek Oberoi shudders today and begs you never to link his name with Jacqueline’s. What if the sheikh gets upset? Now Riteish Deshmukh, who’s funnier than his movies, is also keeping a barge pole’s distance away from her. But that’s because of my Genelia D’Souza didi, and not the sheikh.
Jackie-oh has told quite a few of her acquaintances about her steady date. And that’s why everyone salaams her a dozen times. With her kind of date, she could produce a 1,000 movies, each one of which would gross Rs 600 crores in 14 minutes-52 seconds. Maan gaye Jackie..mujhse dosti karogi? Will give you a tip or two about these Vivek and Riteish types. Eeeeeeee.
Yes yes, no no
Mercifully, this Mots and Vaz aren’t around today because they’re always contradicting each other. Mottu’s been saying Priyanka Chopra and Harman Baweja are still in love (or whatever) and eat dinner together (sooooo?).
And Vaz keeps saying that they’ve split forever, amen, and if they’re dining at the Peninsula Hotel, it’s because they’re shooting there. And cordiality should be maintained.
Yeah, so actually I did my own spot of investigation. And I have learnt that there is serious trouble in their Romance Paradiso.
Priyanka and Harman want to give each other a break.. and are no longer regulars at the Gold Gym.. where they would be like do hanson ka joda. Whatever.
Wish they’d make up soon, no? After all they were just friends etc. Nothing serious happened.. I hope.
Nimbooda nimbooda
Aieeee. Shreyas Talpade is such a nice fella that I wish film unit guys wouldn’t bitch behind his back. In fact, I admonished an entire unit for saying mean things about my Shreyu.
How can they even have the nerve to call me up and tell me that Shreyu took his entire family — parents, wife, in-laws — for a location shoot to Cape Town for 10 days on the producer’s expense?
I really don’t like units saying such things about Shreyu. The last time I met him, he wouldn’t even have nimboo paani because the price of sour lemons had shot up in the market. So shut up, unit meanies.
Nimbooda nimbooda
Aieeee. Shreyas Talpade is such a nice fella that I wish film unit guys wouldn’t bitch behind his back. In fact, I admonished an entire unit for saying mean things about my Shreyu.
How can they even have the nerve to call me up and tell me that Shreyu took his entire family — parents, wife, in-laws — for a location shoot to Cape Town for 10 days on the producer’s expense?
I really don’t like units saying such things about Shreyu. The last time I met him, he wouldn’t even have nimboo paani because the price of sour lemons had shot up in the market. So shut up, unit meanies.