Haylo my
teekhi mirchis
. While Vijjay, my silver-bearded beau, gets me a nicely whipped up a cappuccino from the kitchen, here’s some early morning gossip for you.
My
feluda
from Kolkata who is fida over Vidya Balan has managed to get a sneak peek at her film Dirty Picture and swears it’s sizzling hot. Viddy B recently shot some steamy scenes for the Silk Smitha-inspired flick — no, not in a tub — in a ‘closed’ set. And before you ask what a bandh kamra is, let me tell you that it’s a set without any men. Huh?
Haan.
No, men were allowed in while these scenes were being filmed, apart from the actors, director Milan Luthria and cameraman Bobby Singh. The rest of the team included female assistant directors. Hmm, so how did our
desi
detective get in? He went in a
burqa
. Hahaha!