When we turned Santa

It’s X-mas, so we thought these celebrities wouldn’t mind a naughty little gift from us. Here’s what we left in their stockings. Ho ho ho!

Considering the super difficult year this corporate lobbyist has had, we decided to leave her two gifts. One, a telephone tapping detector, and the other, a new cell number registered under someone else’s name. Howzzat, Niira?

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Ranbir Kapoor

Ex-gf Deepika’s ‘condoms’ suggestion aside, we decided to help Ranbir with the ‘low-battery’ problem his phone faces each time a girl calls (he saves girls’ numbers as ‘low battery’ to avoid suspicion). A set of phone batteries for him!

Sushmita Sen

We thought of gifting her a summer wardrobe since all she wore during the cruel heat was winterwear. But maybe a financer for her film

Jhansi Ki Rani

would be better, as her financers have been dilly-dallying over the budget.