Spare the Blonde: Though shalt Forget Peroxide
It's all in your jeans: Though shall dump those tight fit jeans: protect your vitals!
Color me bright: Though shall imbibe the new cult of the season- Rainbow!
Coronation of the Queen: Gwen stefani shall rule your dress sense from here on…
Clotheshorses speak: Skimpy is not necessarily stylish-Keep those clothes on while in campus!
Pain festival: Though shall not self-inflict pain at the altar of body piercing
Words from the weatherman: Though shalt look cool not cold!
Accessorize! : Hand knitted mufflers and bright stoles are hereby proclaimed the Hottest accessory this winters
Hair and there! Though shalt invest in multi-million dollar industry of hair removal cosmetics-despite the winters.
Tip of the day: Guys- Please have your nails clean!!