A humorous tale to ensure that we do not push human qualities onto God's unlimited abilities to listen to us, and instruct us during our receiving, that is meditative moments.
Our hot-line to God is always clear and direct, operating 24x7, every week of the year, with no off days or holidays for any reason whatsoever! I urge you all to ensure that you make full use of your 'hotline' to God, as you will never have to encounter God's Voicemail, as in human terms!
IF GOD HAD VOICE MAIL
We have all learned to live with "voice mail" as a necessary part of modern
life. But have you wondered, what if God decided to install voicemail?" Imagine praying and hearing this:
Hi! Thank you for calling GOD.
Please select one of the following options:
Press 1 for Requests
Press 2 for Thanksgiving
Press 3 for Complaints
Press 4 for All Other Inquiries.
Else wait for our Customer Support Executive.
What if God used the familiar excuse... "I'm sorry, all of our angels are busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important to us and will be answered in the order it as received, so please stay on the line."
Can you imagine getting these kinds of responses as you call God in
Prayer:If you would like to speak to Ganeshji,
Press 1. For Lord Hanuman,
Press 2.For Lord Krishna,
Sorry He is on Annual Leave!For a directory of other God's & Angels,
Press 3.If you would like to hear Narad sing a Bhajan while you are holding, please
Press 4.To find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven,
Press 5, enter his or her PAN number, then press the 0 key. If you get a negative response, try area code 420 for (Hell).
Our computers show that you have already prayed once today. Please hang
up and try again tomorrow.This office is closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday.
Please pray again Monday after 9:30 am. If you need emergency assistance when this office is closed, contact your local Priest at your neighbourhood temple.
Can you imagine getting these kinds of responses as you call God in
Prayer:If you would like to speak to Ganeshji,
Press 1. For Lord Hanuman,
Press 2.For Lord Krishna,
Sorry He is on Annual Leave!For a directory of other God's & Angels,
Press 3.If you would like to hear Narad sing a Bhajan while you are holding, please
Press 4.To find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven,
Press 5, enter his or her PAN number, then press the 0 key. If you get a negative response, try area code 420 for (Hell).
Our computers show that you have already prayed once today. Please hang
up and try again tomorrow.This office is closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday.
Please pray again Monday after 9:30 am. If you need emergency assistance when this office is closed, contact your local Priest at your neighbourhood temple.
Thank God, he doesn't have voice mail and listens whenever we pray!!!!!
Contributed by Geeta Mehan from Cincinnati, USA