If you messed up your life, you could press
"Ctrl+Alt+Del" and start all over!
To get your daily exercise, just click on "Run"!
If you needed a break from life, press "Pause" button.
Hit "Enter" to continue life when ready.
To add/remove someone in your life
Click on "Settings and Control Panel".
To get even with the neighbors,
Turn up the sound blaster.
To improve your appearance,
Just adjust the "Display Settings".
If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
When you lose something, click on "Find".
"Help" with the chores is just a click away.
Insurance wouldn't be necessary.
You would use your diskette to recover from a crash.
And, you could click on "Send Now" and a
Pizza would be on its way to you…
One day you realize that you are turning old…
You wish there was a "Cut and Paste" in life!
Abhinav Sobti, St.Francis De Sales School