Let’s play Santa

HT City wishes you Merry Christmas and cooks up gifts for the celebs...all in good fun,

Tiger Woods

This Christmas, we recommend what Santa Claus should get for the naughty and the nice of the celeb world.

US President Barack Obama
Another Nobel — because he got the first one just as easily.

Shah Rukh Khan, actor
A private jet — to avoid going through frisking at airports.

Shahid Kapoor, actor
A steady girlfriend — to stop him from getting linked to half the industry.

Kangna Ranaut, actress
Another lip job — to repair the damage done by the first one.

Shilpa Shetty, actress
Nothing — Raj Kundra has given her enough gifts already.

Saif Ali Khan-Kareena Kapoor, actors
A room — to stop the frequent public display of affection.

Sohail and Arbaaz Khan, actors
A film — that doesn’t star brother Salman Khan.

Vivek Oberoi, actor
Company — and not the film.

Sherlyn Chopra, item girl
Her attitude — The item girl was trying to be someone she’s not on Bigg Boss III.

Rahul Mahajan, reality show participant
A wife — so that we don’t have to endure him hunt for one in his upcoming show.

Rakhi Sawant, reality show veteran
A lock — for a lagaam on her zubaan.

Lindsay Lohan, Hollywood actress
A twitter gag — to prevent her from making false claims of saving 40 kids in a day.

Tiger Woods, golfer
A miracle — because only that can save him now.