How to stop your woman from bitching
As you probably know, communication failure is one of the leading factors contributing to relationship destruction, in our society. There's only one way to avoid ending up a statistic.Updated: May 04, 2006 13:11 IST
As you probably know, communication failure is one of the leading factors contributing to relationship destruction, in our society. There's only one way to avoid ending up a statistic.
Have you ever tried speaking a language that you never knew existed? If you're a man, and you're in a relationship, you've already been doing it. Well, at least, you've been 'attempting' to make heads or tails of this curious lingo.
According to many of the experts, women speak in a different format than men. Some studies suggest that females use something called 'cryptic talk' instead of 'direct' communications, once they're in a relationship. The unfortunate part about this, is most men can't decipher this language. So, how are men supposed to know what their mates are trying to say, if women don't speak direct? Do we really need a communication translator in order for both genders to comprehend each other?
If so, one doesn't exist, yet…well, at least, not one that plugs into a wall, or uses batteries. So, how can men and women cohabitate together, peaceably, if they can't even understand what each other is saying? There's only one way to avoid becoming a statistic. Learn each other's language!
Enter the new translator, 'How to Stop Your Woman from Bitching - A Man's Complete Guide to Understanding Women,' available on http://www.cyberread.com.
Fortunately, thanks to thousands of women who were anxious to enlighten the opposite sex about the inner workings of the female brain, men can finally understand the mysterious language women use. Even better, the male population no longer has to guess how to respond appropriately to the plethora of comments, tests and questions, women tend to toss their way. The book demystifies the cryptic language, for the male population.
According to the author, Rana Adamchick, and founder of www.getogethersafe.com - a premier online dating site, "Most men usually end up feeling stumped, shortly after a relationship gets past the infatuation stage. This is due to the variance in the way the two genders speak. In other words, men simply can't figure out what their female counterparts are trying to say. It's no wonder, many relationships are doomed before they even get off the ground, and why the divorce ratio is so high."
Ms. Adamchick explained that "Women tend to speak in this 'cryptic' language, to avoid arguments with their significant other. However, it seems the language is an inaudible format to the male species. For some reason, the way a woman puts her words together, just doesn't register inside a man's brain. That could very well be, the main reason, a breakdown of communication occurs and the relationship comes to a screeching halt. After all, who wants to listen to something they can't understand?"
In addition, participants of the author's dating site tested out the translations in the book, in order to find out if they actually worked, in real life situations. Repeatedly, test subjects returned with excellent results. Look Ma, no more arguing! To make life even easier, the author created the book using a dictionary type of format. Thus, men can reference the material, when a particular dilemma presents itself.
So, now, if you're a man (or a woman who wants her mate to understand what she's saying,) there is help. Yes, you can finally avoid the pitfalls that could lead to relationship stress, a night on the couch, or even a divorce!
First Published: May 04, 2006 13:11 IST