Parking On Weekdays/Weekends: Easy. Valet parking.
Imagine a hangout with no music, with just a TV perched on the forlorn bar counter, upholstery that was changed 40 years back, and no drinks or snacks menu to write home about, and you have all the ingredients in place for the most depressing place to have a drink. If you ever want to drown your sorrows with no one to disturb you, this would be the perfect destination. Even flies think twice before entering it.