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Delhi vs Mumbai: when global travellers meet

A hilarious take on what transpires when a Dilliwalla and Mumbaikar walk into a bar and discuss their travel plans.

brunch Updated: Mar 15, 2014 19:37 IST
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A Delhiwallah and a Mumbaikar walk into a bar. This time, they’re discussing their travel plans. Here’s what they had to say.

Mumbaikar:It’s raining! Let’s all go to Lonavla!
Delhiwallah:It’s always raining in Bombay. Why don’t you just move to Lonavla?

Mumbaikar: 12 of us on a holiday? Ok, we’ll need to hire a van!
Delhiwallah: 24 people on holiday? Everyone has their own car

Delhiwallah: My daughter loves to make snowmen when we travel to Shimla every New Year!
Mumbaikar: My daughter rides the same horse every week when we visit Matheran. They’re now best friends

Delhiwallah: Let’s bike it up to Ladakh this time. There’s SO much to see and feel and hear
Mumbaikar: And eat what? Only Maggi?

Mumbaikar: Yay, a long weekend! Let’s pack our bags and head to Malshej Ghat
Delhiwallah: That’s all you travel to? Within Maharashtra! We have Himachal and Uttarakhand and Jammu and Rajasthan and...

Remember the last time a Delhiwallah and Mumbaikar walked into a bar? Should you wish to add your own suggestions, tweet to @HTBrunch!

From HT Brunch, March 16

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First Published: Mar 15, 2014 14:03 IST