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A man is walking along an old country road and stops when he sees a farmer in an apple orchard. He gets a little closer and sees the farmer throwing apples down to a three legged pig.

A man is walking along an old country road and stops when he sees a farmer in an apple orchard. He gets a little closer and sees the farmer throwing apples down to a three legged pig.

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The man came closer and asked the farmer "Wow, thats some pig ya got there. Why does he have only three legs?"

The farmer answered "Well, This pig saved me and my wife from a terrible fire. A lantern in our barn fell over and ignited the hay in the loft. The pig ran out from the barn, got into the house and woke me and my wife just in time."

The man looked at the farmer and said "Well, thats a real special pig, but you never told me how he lost his leg."

The farmer answered "Well, as I said this is a real special pig and with a pig this special, you can't eat it all at once!"