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Nov 26, 2004 10:33 AM IST

Manager: I will give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year?s time?

Manager: I will give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year’s time?
Young player: OK, I will come back in a year’s time!

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A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Inside the den was a stuffed lion.

The visiting hunter asked, “when did you bag him?”

The host said, “That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife.”
The visitor was curious to know what the lion is stuffed with. “What’s he stuffed with,” he asks the hunter.

“My wife.”

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