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The math teacher saw that one of her students wasn't paying attention in class.

Published on: Dec 20, 2004, 13:40:00 IST

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The math teacher saw that one of her students wasn't paying attention in class.

She called on him and said, "Billy! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"

Little Johnny quickly replied, "PBS, CBS, Nickelodeon and the Cartoon Network!"

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As a man was paying the monthly bills, he turned to his wife and asked, "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"

"Turn sideways and look in the mirror," was the astute reply.

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