The saints are coming
Baba Ramdev is set to unleash an army of yogis on the corrupt. Let’s sit back and enjoy the show.Updated: Jun 09, 2011 21:37 IST
The stage is set, the actors are ready. All we now need is the government to lift the curtains on the greatest midsummer’s show since it ran to a packed globe.
New Delhi’s Boat Club lawns are no longer off limits, say the courts.
Baba Ramdev is chaffing to unleash hordes of yogis on them. Let’s hope the government sees the merit in this naked display of power. A sea of well-preserved Hindu flesh going through the paces on a June afternoon is by far a greater show of India’s might than any Republic Day parade of creaky tanks.
‘Holy Ardha Vakrasan!’ the generals will exclaim, as they return to their war rooms to re-evaluate India’s incredible capabilities.
As for the intrepid Baba, he seems to be on the ball about graft. Humanity’s first recorded bribe was paid by an Indian — Indra was easily the most corrupt king the gods ever had or will.
The cure for a malaise as old as the Vedas must also be sought in them. It takes the genius of a Ramdev to unleash the power of yoga on sleaze.
Those of us who have neither had our palms greased nor twisted our bodies into crazy pretzels will, of course, watch the triumph of good over evil and cheer at the right time. But the show we must see. We’ve paid the cover charge many times over.
Yet the yogi will not exult over his victory. For he knows that the battle of the righteous is never done. The mighty warrior Krishna has promised to return every time dharma is beleaguered.
Sometimes as pig, sometimes as turtle. Why not as an army of sadhus?
First Published: Jun 09, 2011 21:35 IST