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Woo women with best pick-up lines!

Shagun Dayal unravels golden verbal armaments for men that can melt women like butter! What's your winning one-liner?

india Updated: Nov 24, 2005 18:39 IST

So you jive like Mr. Jellybones. Cool! Your smoothie S class is neighbour's envy! Neat! Your killer smile assaults women. Wow! Einstein moans in his grave marveling at your gray cells. Perfect. Wait. Not Yet! If you think, Vitamin M (read money) does the trick, then let me turn the tables for you. It's Vitamin W (read words) that attracts women, like bees to maple syrup!



A recent survey by a team of psychologists of the University of Maryland, says that women find it hard to resist super-smart-sweet-sensible talk. Biceps and brains are all very well. So is his pelf in a palatial house. But what does it take to crack a tough nut? A smart whacked out approach to break the ice can sweep away many maidens. Here's a listing of best known one liners that have worked in the past. Some are originals collected from fond memories of friends, some are resting in Internet databases, but sadly none were personally experienced!



So in no specific order, here I move on to unravel those golden verbal armaments for men. Guarantee assured? Yes a smile or two will be most certain. But accessorize your one-liners with aplomb, genuine warm smile, and a firm eye contact. Come, see and conquer:



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Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]


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Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.


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Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.


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Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.


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If you were the latest hamburger in McDonalds, you would be called McGorgeous! (Hey! This one's really cute. Most women vote)


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This is another noticeable cute one. My friend who experienced this still hangs on with the guy who said: You're so hot; when I look at you I get a tan!


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Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?


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"What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?" This brings a sure shot response. The effects could be a grin, puppy eyes or raising of eyebrows. But you will be noticed!


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You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.


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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.


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These two are for the wild ones. Don't go overboard and immediately wrap it up with a benign twinkle in your eyes! Say: I'm gay straighten me out!


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Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...


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This is for those who want to kill two birds with a stone. Flash: What good is inheriting 50 crore empire when you have a weak heart?


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This one's from my good friend Abhishek Bachchan, "Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk by your side again?


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And finally if you just can't wait for things to roll out, blurt - You look a lot like my next girlfriend!



So there all you men, try these pick-up lines. Women may melt like butter when exposed to such warm thoughts. As long as they are spoken adhering to the parameters of decency and acceptability, play on! Will see you next time with some one-liners that can turn any softhearted into an ice-ice baby!

First Published: Nov 24, 2005 12:12 IST