Twitter bios that need to die
How not to be a catchphrase cliché in 140 characters. These are the phrases that MUST be avoided.brunch Updated: Mar 08, 2014 20:00 IST
Looking up '50 Surreal Places To Visit Before You Die' does not make you one. Neither do trips to Bangkok and Ladakh. The word you're looking for is aspirational, like the rest us.
Yeah right! If you bothered to update your bio on Twitter, you are anything but that.
Wake up. Your bio says that your mind wanders. Nobody cares.
As opposed to a mama who is not proud?
Dude, it's all self-confessed unless someone else is writing your bio.
So if everyone was to ostracise you, you would still be happy-go-lucky?
Just because you have a food blog and eat out four times a week doesn't mean you're a foodie.
PASSIONATE ABOUT LIFE
You started attending dance classes and made new drinking buddies.
Yes, from your last book tweet about LOTR two years ago, we can tell.
Unless you're actively fighting the fight, stop.
RTs ARE NOT ENDORSEMENTS
Of course you endorse them! You think inappropriate tweets are cool and want them on your profile.
From HT Brunch, March 9
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