Laugh riot

A soldier was annoyed when his girlfriend wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.

A soldier  was annoyed when his girlfriend wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back. He collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find and sent them back with a note, “I cannot remember which one is you — please keep your photo and return the others.”

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A LAWYER knocked at heaven's doors. “What bad things did you do on earth?” inquired St. Peter. He said, “I smoked marijuana, but you shouldn’t hold that against me because I didn't inhale.”  St. Peter replied, “We’ll send you someplace where it is hot, but we won’t call it Hell and for an indefinite period of time, but we won't call it eternity.”