Pick-up lines that shoo women!

It's essential to judiciously arrange your words otherwise all potential endeavours can just go down the drain with one stroke, writes Shagun Dayal.

Last week, in my column, I listed out an interesting set of pick-up lines to woo women. But it's equally essential to judiciously arrange your words because a miss or two can twist the statement and all potential endeavours can just go down the drain with one stroke. Stay away from cheesy and repulsive one-liners that can put off women. Sweet originals give the desired fillip than the ancient man's 'Have I seen you before?'

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Here are some classic examples of hackneyed and disgusting clichés:

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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

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Never dish out a silly one when she's walking her dog. "Does your dog want my dog's phone number?

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Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Dolly?

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Saif Ali Khan couldn't fly sparks when he introduced himself to the girl in

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as "Bond. James Bond."

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Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

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"I've got the F, the C, and the K. Now all I need is U." Here you might be just slapped or abused if she's no-nonsense type. She may even smile slyly. The reaction here will vary from individual to individual.

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Never attempt something like, "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" She will revert back with a smarter one, "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore"!

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"Oh! I just noticed you are a girl".

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Your parents must be retarded because you are special.

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Your place or mine? (This can prove fatal for any budding relationship)

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You are smelling nice! Guys for the umpteenth time - women associate word 'smell' with bad odour.

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Would you be my future ex-wife?

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Call your mom and tell her you won't be home tonight.

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I feel like Richard Gere because I'm standing next to the Pretty Woman. Now if you are not even an iota of this hottie's charisma, stay away from this one.

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Repercussions can be strong if you come up with: I'm a lesbian in a man's body!

So there all you men, chuck those corny one-liners and make that impact because it's only words and words are all you have to take her heart away...