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Get to know... Zarna Garg

Comic Zarna Garg (@ZarnaGarg) is bopping to Where’s The Party Tonight, trashing her MIL, and avoiding being seen with Birkin bags

Updated on: Sep 12, 2025 17:09 IST
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If you bump into comedian Zarna Garg IRL, she’ll probably tell you that you’re living your life wrong.
If you bump into comedian Zarna Garg IRL, she’ll probably tell you that you’re living your life wrong.
  • High point in life

    Trashing my mother-in-law.

  • Low point in life

    Oh my God, the other day, somebody called me an author.

  • On my playlist

    Bollywood pop mostly, especially Where’s the Party Tonight? from KANK.

  • One thing I would never buy

    A Birkin bag, not after making a video trolling it.

  • Today I’m craving

    A cup of adrak chai, as always.

  • Last thing I ordered online

    Yoga socks. I don’t actually do yoga, but I like the socks.

  • Advice I’d give my 18-year-old self

    Take the medical school entrance exam and do something real.

  • My favourite subject in school

    Sadly, English.

  • I’d swipe right on

    A hot dumb guy. I am tired of the brainiacs.

  • My secret skill is

    Playing poker.

  • A superpower/magic tool I wish I had

    Patience.

  • My favourite Sunday memory

    I was obsessed with reading Indian newspapers.

  • My plans for next Sunday

    A big brunch.

  • My most star-struck moment

    At the launch of my Hulu premiere, I met America’s top-rated radio personality Ira Glass.

  • My favourite bad habit

    I like to yell at everybody. I think everybody is living their life wrong.

  • If I could travel back or forward in time, I’d…

    Jump to the future, because I fully expect that in a few years I’d be living with a billionaire with heart disease.

  • The best thing about fame

    We’ll find out when I’m famous.

  • The worst thing about fame

    Nothing. Let’s have it.