Kylie and Diljit? Here’s an utterly far-fetched list of people we wish would join Bigg Boss 11
Kylie Jenner and Diljit Dosanjh or Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un: Who do you think will bring more flavour to Bigg Boss 11?Updated: Sep 30, 2017 17:04 IST
Bigg Boss will be back on Sunday, as will be the question: Who on earth is this person? Since the last few years, many fans of the show have observed how the show rarely brings any popular or well-known face to the house anymore.
There’d be a foul-mouthed bahu from the soap operas, a hot guy who thinks he’s too cool for this place, a forgotten movie villain, a weirdo who may or may not have police cases against him/her and a few ‘commoners’ because finding celebrities has actually got really difficult.
Because we do not expect a dazzling list of Bigg Boss inmates this year either, we are now going to depend on our imagination. We have dreamt a sweet dream and created the ultimate, albeit far-fetched list, of celebrities that should appear on the show. Of course it cannot ever come to life but if it did, it would be the show of the year.
1. Kylie Jenner and Diljit Dosanjh
Obviously, we know she is pregnant and it may not be the best time for her to enter the show but hey, all of this is hypothetical anyway so we are going to conveniently forget that bit.
We want to see Kylie on the show and we want to see her with Diljit. The actor-singer has been posting creepy messages on her photos in Punjabi just for the kicks but we want to know what would happen if they actually met.
Will Diljit still act weird around her or turn into a shy little boy who just met his crush? Would be so fun to watch.
2. Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un
We wish we could put Bigg Boss to better use but this might just end the talk of war. The ‘dotard’ and the ‘rocket man’ will finally be face to face and away from the nuclear missiles they so eagerly want to launch at each other.
Also, we might finally see them battle it out... or witness something like this on the daily show:
3. Kangana Ranaut and Aditya Pancholi
We know the world has already had quite a bit of the two lately but it is still not enough. To watch Kangana Ranaut corner Aditya Pancholi and call him out on his lies (or vice versa) may finally give us some catharsis on the never ending battle of allegations and counter-allegations.
4. Girish Chandra Tripathi
Until a few weeks ago, inviting the vice chancellor of BHU may have seemed like the most boring idea but now it seems the best there could be. In just few days and merely weeks before his retirement, he managed to dig himself into a massive hole after the female students were lathi-charged during protest against a campus molestation. His comments made people cringe hard for their casual misogyny and it would be quite something to watch him get schooled by someone like Kangana maybe?
5. Vijay Mallya
If not Trump or Kim, catching hold of this one would be the hardest. To have Vijay Mallaya on the show will not only be great for the show’s TRP’s, it would even make the show a national hero for bringing Mallya back to the country.
6. Rishi Kapoor
Papa Kapoor takes pride in giving it to people like it is, even if it involves calling women names in their DMs on Twitter. The actor is not a big supporter of political correctness and that is a virtue (if you can call it that) very much needed on a reality show like Bigg Boss.
7. Twinkle Khanna
She too will give it to people like it is, but for a change, she might finally be someone we would want to agree with. She could be the voice of reason and a harsh mirror for those on the wrong side of morality. Her job already seems quite difficult.
8. A man in a blackbuck costume
Just a little something for Salman bhai for his years of service to the show. He already seems quite bored from the repetitiveness and this might just be the thing to get him on his toes.
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First Published: Sep 30, 2017 16:46 IST