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Simi Garewal's Rendezvous With Ghostface
As Simi Gerewal plans to come back to TV, she brings a lot of old ghosts with her, The Fake Jhunjhunwala observes.
THE woman called Simi Garewal is back on TV .This time the All White Auntyji will be chatting with the 'Most Desirable' people on the Star World channel from June. I have of course got an exclusive sneak preview of the show and while I won't show you the video, I will show you the transcript.
Here's Simi Garewal Aunty chatting with GHOSTFACE, the psycho killer from the 'SCREAM' movies.
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Simi: it's so wonderful to have you here with me Ghostface xoxoxoxo
Ghostface: SHUT UP BITCH!!!! Or I'm gonna cut you up and flay your skin as a trophy for my wall.
Simi: Awwwww! You're so cute when you do that. I've always wondered where you get that undeniable psycho killer charm and only now do I realize that it's all natural!!!
Ghostface: That's right bitch! It's all natural just like the pain you're gonna feel when my cold steel knife slashes through your chest and you scream in agony, pain and horror. Natural as the fear you're gonna experience with each stab of my knife as it pulls out the last shreds of your life.
Simi: Ghostface, you darling!! You're so enduring. You're so passionate about murdering people!!!!! Tell me where you get this passion from?!!!!
Ghostface: I get it from knowing that there are overly emotional skanky sentimental ass-kissing prods like YOU out there who deserve to get their heads chopped off and their corpses mutilated beyond recognition.
Simi: OMG!! That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me!!! Ghostface my dear, you're such a sweetheart xoxo!!!
Ghostface: I….errr….. Don't know what to say …I'm at a loss for words
Simi: I understand. You've always been someone who lets his knife do the talking. That's what makes you so special :) :) :) :) :)
Tell me how do you manage your love life when you have such a busy murderous schedule? What does Ghostface do when he's out on a date?
Ghostface:
Simi: OMG!!! THAT'S SO ROMANTIC!!!!! You are such a romantic my darling! That's so sweet xoxoxo. Any girl would be so lucky to have you :) :) :)
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